Kaela Hill

The following is the most bizarre message I have ever recieved on my flickr account, I’m guessing in response to this picture of my feet (which I don’t find particularly attractive, but apparently a lot of guys with foot fetishes do).

Hello Princess:

Let me to say you that you have the most beautiful feet that I have seen in my life. your friend is very very lucky he can smell your feet, if you will let me smell your feet my face it is not same like him. Let me to say you that I am your feet’s fan. Thank you very much for your photos and your albums.

Pardon for this message and for my English who is very bad. I explain you my message I am a Spanish slave and now I don’t have owner. I am looking for a Princess, that she want have a slave, a maid, a butler, a servant at her service.

will be dream to be able to get to be your servant, your maid, your butler, your houseboy, your cleanerhouse, and your slave. I have 5 years of experience in the submission and the servitude of a Woman, I had been her maid, her servant and the her partner’s servant from 5 years ago.

it is a dream for me to be able to be your servant your real slave a live in slave. Serious a dream to be able to your slave and be able to belong to you, To your feet my Princess.

If you wish to have vacations/holidays in Spain in a house on the beach, you have here your house and a slave 24 hours to the day to your service Princess, you could come with your partner or friends and if your will order me I will be servant of them too.

I wish be a maid lifestyle.

At your feet always

Slave Alex

You are a liar. Forgetting Sarah Marshall was indeed a rotten tomato, yet you gave it an 85% (pretty high for your standards). It wasn’t funny, the plot was cheesey, and it was entirely too long. You will have to work hard to earn my trust back.